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Today we bring you a new feature of this blog: Klingon horoscopes. What's your sign? Check below for your horoscope for today, 9 March 2006...

Pisces Feb. 19 - Mar. 20
Today is a good day to die!

Aries Mar. 21 - Apr. 19
Today is a good day to die!

Taurus Apr. 20 - May 20
Today is a good day to die!

Gemini May 21 - Jun. 20
Today is a good day to die!

Cancer Jun 21 - Jul. 22
Today is a good day to die!

Leo Jul. 23 - Aug. 22
Today is a good day to die!

Virgo Aug. 23 - Sep. 22
Today is a good day to die!

Libra Sep. 23 - Oct. 22
Today is a good day to die!

ScorpioOct. 23 - Nov. 21
Today is a good day to die!

SagittariusNov. 22 - Dec. 21
Today is a good day to die!

Capricorn Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Today is a good day to die!

AquariusJan. 20 - Feb. 18
Today is a good day to die!

If only I had the graphic and media skills, I'd build a whole site around this concept.

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1. Roberto Boccadoro03/09/2006 11:30:27 AM

Top 12 Things A Klingon Programmer Would Say
12. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
11. This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!
10. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.
9. Indentation?! -- I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
8. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
7. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' -- they have 'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
6. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
5. I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again.
4. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
3. By filing this SPR you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!
2. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
1. Our users will know fear and cower before our software. Ship it! Ship it, and let them flee like the dogs they are!

2. Esther Strom03/09/2006 01:38:15 PM

1. Defensive programming? Never! Klingon programs are always on the offense. Yes, offensive programming is what we do best.
2. I have challenged the entire ISO-9000 quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest on the holodeck. They will not concern us again.
3. Python? That is for children. A Klingon Warrior uses only machine code, keyed in on the front panel switches in raw binary.
4. Klingon programs don't do accountancy. For that, you need a Ferengi.
5. Klingon multitasking systems do not support "time-sharing". When a Klingon program wants to run, it challenges the scheduler in hand-to-hand combat and owns the machine.
6. Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it!
7. My program has just dumped Stova Core!

3. commander chaydoch04/10/2006 01:39:29 AM

just make sure that Ferengi dont cheat u have ur bat-leth ready just in case oh hell why not kill him anyways after u done, he probley going to cheat u anyways

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