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Elvis' Teddy Bear Chewed Up By Museum Guard Dog... but that's not all. The dog ate $1,000,000 worth of antique teddy bears. All the bears in my collection (not antiques, yet) must be feeling a great disturbance in the force tonight.

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1. Chris Linfoot08/03/2006 06:35:09 AM

So. Barney chewed a rare bear. Over here, official advice is not to eat rare bear but to ensure that it is cooked through and at least medium, if not well done.

2. Bob08/03/2006 06:24:45 PM

I thought that the British understatement quoted from the museum's general manager was funny:

Medley has spoken to the man who donated Elvis' bear to the collection and he said the man is "not very pleased at all."

3. Richard Schwartz08/03/2006 08:13:15 PM

@1 Thanks for the tender thoughts. How long did it take you to cook them up?

@2 Yep. Classic British demeanor there.

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